2009年1月18日 星期日

女人看男人

What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22)
心目中的好男人(22歲時第一次寫)

1. Handsome 帥
2. Charming 迷人
3. Financially Successful 有錢
4. A Caring Listener 忠實的聽眾
5. Witty 風趣
6. In Good Shape 體力好
7. Dresses with Style 衣著合宜
8. Appreciates the Finer Things 品味高雅
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 時時讓我驚喜
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
  狂野浪漫的好情人


What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 32)
心目中的好男人(32歲時改寫)

1. Nice Looking - preferably with hair on his head

五官端正-最好還有頭髮
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
會幫我開車門,拉座椅
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant
肯花錢帶我上館子吃頓好的
4. Listens more than he talks 聽的比說的多
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times 
聽我講笑話,該笑時會笑
6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease 
肯幫我提菜籃
7. Owns at least one tie 好歹有條領帶
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal 
喜歡吃我煮的菜
9. Remembers Birthdays and Anniversaries
不會忘了生日及週年紀念日
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
一週至少溫存一番


What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 42)
心目中的好男人(42歲時改寫)

1. Not too ugly - bald head OK 
還像個人-禿子也無妨
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 
等我上了車才開車
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion?
工作穩定-偶爾在麥當勞請吃大餐
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
還肯聽我說話
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
聽得懂笑話
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
搬得動傢俱
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
會找遮得住"小"腹的襯衫穿
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
不會笨到去買須要開瓶器的香檳
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
上完廁所能把馬桶蓋歸位
10. Shaves on most weekends
每週刮鬍子


What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 52)
心目中的好男人(52歲時改寫)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length
偶爾剪個鼻毛及耳毛
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
不在公開場合打嗝或挖鼻孔
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
有點債信
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting
我興緻來的時候,不會呼呼大睡
5. Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times
一樣的笑話不講太多次
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on Weekends
週末還肯離開沙發
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
會穿成對的襪子及乾淨的內衣褲
8. Appreciates a good TV Dinner
肯吃電視快餐
9. Remembers your name on occasion
多少記得別人的名字
10. Shaves on some weekends
偶爾刮個鬍子


What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 62)
(心目中的好男人-62歲時改寫)

1. Doesn't scare small children
不會嚇壞小朋友
2. Remembers where bathroom is
還記得浴室在哪
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
大病沒有
4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)
醒的時候鼾聲不大(睡的時候可得大聲些)
5. Doesn't forgets why he's laughing
還記得為何發笑
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 
還站的起來
7. Usually wears some clothes 不會光著身子亂跑
8. Likes soft foods肯吃軟食
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
還記得假牙在哪
10. Remembers when... 還記得‧‧‧


What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 72)
心目中的好男人(72歲那年改寫)

1. Breathing 活著就好

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